Coaster Wisdom

Our hotel has the neatest paper coasters, like two sheets of high-quality paper stitched together all the way around. They have famous quotes on them, all related to beverages.

I am as sober as a judge
Henry Fielding

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.
Lord Byron

The rapturous, wild and ineffable pleasure of drinking at somebody else's expense.
Henry Sambrooke Leigh

Water is the only drink for a wise man.
Henry David Thoreau

Culture is properly described as the love of perfection.
Matthew Arnold