The Wonderful World of Wendy


Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming - WOW - what a ride!!

Monday, January 09, 2006

10 Degrees of Precipitation

I heard on the news this morning before leaving the house that we were headed into our 22nd consecutive day of rain here in Seattle. Having been gone for half of that it doesn't seem so bad to me - we had nice days over Xmas in Torino, snow in Florence, and then rain most of the time we were in Rome. But I know my father-in-law has told me that Sophia will stand on the front porch and just refuse to budge, she's had it with rainy walks.

For years Steve and I have joked about designing a postcard or poster about Ten Degrees of Precipitation, modeled after the "Seven Degrees from Kevin Bacon" game, at least aliteration-wise. We've not sat down and done it yet, but often we'll be in the car and you would overhear a conversation like this:

S: It's starting to rain.

W: No, that's not rain. I can tell you about REAL rain. That's just a drizzle.

S: Don't you think it's just a sprinkle?

W: Maybe it was just a spit. It seems to have stopped.

S: It could just be thick air with water in it...fog but not fog...I had to use the wipers for a second. Remember that WARM rain in Florida??

W: Let's see, that's sprinkle, drizzle, spit, fog, rain...I know there's more...we really need to write these down sometime and publish a postcard or something!


You get the idea. Being a native of the Northwest I truly could care less about whether it's raining or not. I admit there are some activities I may curtail of it's raining hard, but some of the time that's the best time to go! Everyone else will be huddling indoors somewhere, and us diehards, armed with an umbrella, will actually have a good time with less crowds.

HAVE A DEGREE OF PRECIPITATION TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE LIST? Post a comment for publishing, and maybe we'll get those postcards printed once and for all!

5 Comments:

  • At 7:59 AM, Blogger Stephen Hughes-Jelen said…

    Downpour...

     
  • At 7:59 AM, Blogger Stephen Hughes-Jelen said…

    Oh, and shower, also.

     
  • At 9:32 AM, Anonymous maria said…

    I agree with you. Did you see "Smyla's Sense of Snow"? She could name over 40 types of snow...fascinating.

     
  • At 2:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    also mist, pour haze and spittle (which is sort of like spit.) Then you have the phrases...like: raining cats and dogs, pouring or raining buckets and so on.

    I really think you've got something there!

    Angela

     
  • At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Mindy Carlino, Black Diamond said…

    Wrong term forecast
    When it runs, it's poor
    From the 2/3/06 Seattle Times Letters to the Editor section

    Every morning when I pick up The Times, I see the same forecast, day in and day out... Rain!

    OK, we get it, but couldn't the "forecasters" be a little more creative? How about the five-day forecast read something like this?

    Day 1: What's a four-letter word that rhymes with pain?

    Day 2: I don't take baths, I take (fill in the blank).

    Day 3: Phoenix has the sizzle, Seattle has the drizzle.

    Day 4: See the motto on the Morton's Salt canister.

    Day 5: If Day 1's forecast still applies, any four-letter word will do.

     

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